Hey, if you DON'T want to get picked when you DO go, just inform whomever asks the questions that you don't believe in convicting anyone, EVER, and that you believe jails are a waste of the taxpayers' money! A professor of mine actually believed that and never had to serve and hasn't been called...
Guido, Nubia, & 8-Ball (the latter of whom we couldn't ultimately keep, due to her temperament, in addition to other issues! She remains sorely missed and is being kept with a family of older and more stable/tame cats).