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Good morning jcat. Arvo is short for afternoon. We Australians like to abbreviate everything. It saves energy! I hope you have a good day at work:)
 

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Alright here is my very important babble.....

One night when I was in college my roommates and I were playing the board game "Would you rather." (For those that don't know it essentially asks you to choose between two equally horrific scenarios, like, would you rather die in a fire or die by drowning? Um, actually, I would prefer neither thankyouverymuch!). Anyways, I am not kidding when I tell you that one of the questions was, "Would you rather find a weeble in your bowel movement, or a bowel movement in your weeble?"

Wait. wwwwwhhhhhhhaaaattttt?!?!?!?!?!?!? 

To this day it remains the most bizarre question I have ever been asked, to the point that my best friend and I have spent hours debating it and refer to it as "the deathbed question." (i.e. when we are both 100 and on our deathbeds is when we will each finally share our answer.)  

So, I put it to you babblers. Which would you prefer? Yes, you may have to go Google Weeble but the basic analysis is that Weebles are a kids toy. They are little people with a round base. Hence the slogan "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down." 

It's just so wrong that I can't help but think about it! 
 

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Good morning jcat. Arvo is short for afternoon. We Australians like to abbreviate everything. It saves energy! I hope you have a good day at work:)
Indeed we do..  Usually we drop the last syllable and add an 'a', 'ie' or 'o' ..
  • bar-b-que = barbie (as in 'toss another shrimp on the...')
  • football = footy
  • mozzie = mosquito
  • Macdonald's = Maccas
  • a cup of tea = cuppa
  • smoko = a work break, even if no-one smokes anymore.
  • sanga = sandwich (we even got too lazy to pronounce the 'd' here)
There's a book called Let Stalk Strine (Strine = Australian) that was written many years ago that may help the uninitiated understand Aussies. 
 

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So, I put it to you babblers. Which would you prefer? Yes, you may have to go Google Weeble but the basic analysis is that Weebles are a kids toy. They are little people with a round base. Hence the slogan "Weebles wobble but they don't fall down." 

It's just so wrong that I can't help but think about it! 
Good lord. I had to google that up, and that is just so wrong.

I guess I'd prefer to see a weeble in my poo. At least that has a scientific explanation.
 

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Good lord. I had to google that up, and that is just so wrong.

I guess I'd prefer to see a weeble in my poo. At least that has a scientific explanation.
SO wrong indeed, but I love that you have now thought about it! Scientific explanation?!?!?!? Please, tell me what that is!!!!! Because I for one, would be highly concerned to look down and see a weeble in the toilet, not having any clue how it got there! Clearly I must have ingested it at some point. But when? Where? How does one swallow a weeble and have no recollection of doing so????? It's not like they are super small! The only way I could rationalize it is if alcohol was somehow involved. Otherwise, I'm going to need to get really, really drunk just to deal with the discovery! 

See. So many questions. Hence why it's good babble, and takes a lifetime to fully analyze! 
 
 

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I have a good theoretical answer for where the weeble in the poo could come from! 
 My grand child put it in my mouth when I fell asleep in the middle of our play session. I don't think she meant any harm, maybe it was her way of stopping my snoring. 
 When I woke up, I didn't realize I swallowed it because I am half awake anyways. 

Good babble topic EB24! 
 
 

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Well the grandchild or any child for that matter could also have something to to with the bowel movement in the weeble. Toddlers can get poo in all places.
 

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mani mani tammat tammat Thanks for the explanation and examples! I guess it's another case of "divided by the same language". Sometimes I've had to use an Australian slang dictionary when reading an Aussie book.
 
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What on earth happened with that link?  When I tried to access is I was told it was forbidden, and it doesn't even show up in the quote... 
 

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Aaron ( I can't even imagine what autocorrect would do with that name) and I went out to eat after working around the house and yard all day. I told him about this thread and "keg" and his adventures and how I laugh every time I see "Keg". I was on my phone on the way home because Sunday is a big fantasy football day for us and was reading the latest posts by @@katachtig and started laughing. He looked over at me and just said " Keg?" :flail:
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DH says the same "Keg?  Who is this Keg? and what are you doing while I'm wandering around in a snowstorm?"  I checked with my phone and it prefers Aston to Aaron.
@katachtig I mentioned this to Aston and he suggested your autocorrect needs an upgrade. :lol3:

Wow, Keg is certainly in the middle of nowhere!

Has anyone seen the picture of the dog on Facebook with the tiny "mini me" someone made out of his fur. It's actually quite disturbing. :lol3:
 

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I have a good theoretical answer for where the weeble in the poo could come from! 
 My grand child put it in my mouth when I fell asleep in the middle of our play session. I don't think she meant any harm, maybe it was her way of stopping my snoring. 
 When I woke up, I didn't realize I swallowed it because I am half awake anyways. 

Good babble topic EB24! 
 
Well the grandchild or any child for that matter could also have something to to with the bowel movement in the weeble. Toddlers can get poo in all places.
 

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We tried a new soft food today. Peanut is very picky so the first flavor we gave them was Salmon. Peanut LOVES salmon. But not this salmon. First time I've seen him pass on anything salmon flavored. I feel bad because he keeps checking out his and Angels empty bowls (Angel ate both) just in case something good shows up. Guess I'm sticking with Fancy Feast.
Hope Angel is OK after her aparent salmon overdose. :-(  
 
Keg sent me a message - here is where he's at https://maps.google.com/maps?q=map+...F-8&ei=cp5kUqjYCOm2yAGAq4CQDA&ved=0CAoQ_AUoAg

No more babbling for me tonight as I'm going up to bed.  A little early but I have a big day tomorrow.  I'm going to miss being so silly when this thread ends.  Kiefer didn't even want to play Mouse Game.
Wow, that is remote! Wouldn't want a personal snowstorm following me out there, I get lost easy even when it isn't snowing!  
   

 
I hope we reach 600 tonight! I dont think anyone looks forward to the weekend ending XD I'm dreading it lol. Nighty night !
You could dream, but it was at 550 when I got up (at lunch time) today.  
  I was convinced we'd manage more than this!  I seem to have been babbling forever..... babble babble babble

OMG EB24, now I am petrified of any forthcoming interviews as I head towards unemployment. 
  
   Hadn't entered my head I could use weebles and poo as an interview question, I've obviously been too nice to aplicants over the years which is why I'm now surrounded by the type of people that make me want to leave my job. And now I'm faced with having to prepare to answer the question about weebles and poo myself...... At least now I will be prepared. 
 Life is a scary and ever challenging source of, well, something. 


Tomorrow I think I have to be up and out to work by about 8 am, today I got up at 12 noon after getting to sleep around 4 am.  Will I manage to get to work looking semi human, or will I forget to change out of my PJs?
 

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Heading off to my doctor appointment as soon as my daughter is off to school. I don't know what I'm going to do without my Monday morning nap. Maybe I'll nap in the waiting room. It takes forever to get in anyway.
 

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Good lord. I had to google that up, and that is just so wrong.

I guess I'd prefer to see a weeble in my poo. At least that has a scientific explanation.
If you're going to find a weeble in your poo, you'd better make sure it's a small one.....that could hurt! Gives a whole new meaning to hemorrhoids. 
 

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I'm on the last day of my holiday and so far all I've done is eat a very unexciting brunch, babble on TCS, and watch Mouse alternate between pouncing on his Undercomver Mouse and jumping away like it's some evil invader.  He's got a runny eye but still wanting to play, I'm trying not to tire him out too much in the hope it helps him fight off his virus but he's intent on getting hyper anyway.  I may give in and get DaBird out, we'll see.    
 

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I just found out that the kitty that has been hanging out in our garage at night may be declawed. :( I'm worried about him now. If you have any ideas for me on how to help catch him please check out my post "garage visitor" in strays and ferrals. I don't usually promote my posts but I'm very worried about him now and would love to see him get home safely.
 

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The poor thing, I hope not but wonderful you for trying to look after him.  I've never captured a cat before so no idea how you go about it other than maybe involving food. 

I'm off to find my vacuum, can't remember the last time I cleaned my sitting room and it looks a state.  Think some housework has to happen today. 
 

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I've done my cleaning: hoovered the whole flat and put on a load of washing.  Now I'm back and happy to see we are ALMOST at 600!  We can't give up, we have to do our best to make another 400 by the time the day's out across the globe.  Let's see what we can do!  
  
  
  
  
 
 

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l have to go to the vet but l'll try to post like crazy when l get back.

l may resort to popping into people's posts to urge them to babble!
 
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