How's this?Married to a supermodel!!! I've googled "super-models" and at the moment they come as female, male, over-size, plus-size and normal-size beauties.
Who knows, perhaps in 10 years time there may be a geriatric, male, supermodel and, if he's got enough money, why not?
I'm not a baby-snatcher but .How's this?
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I agree with strider rose . Even though cassiopea didn't mean to offend anyone, and she only copied it to use here, it's an old term that shouldn't be used when talking about mentally ill people.
Since I'm a millionaire I can bail you out!I will be on a wanted poster. I have plenty of time to find a bail bondsman.
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Dating an inanimate object. Err, welly well, not to my personal fancy but could be worse off I suppose! How about you guys?
cassiopea - im sorry , i have had depression and other mental issues for years and its very hard to deal withMy pardons for the offense. I actually ran this by two people just in case (Autistic and anxiety/phobia, the other Schizophrenia who had spent time in a psychiatric hospital some years ago. One is a dear friend and the other a relative of my mother) and they found it hilarious, as they see it as light silliness and not something literal and be so heavy all the time, which they sometimes find tiresome - just like poking fun at the other stereotypes on there. To ones own but again, no intention meant and my genuine apologies.
It's never too late!I wil be a film star!! Why not? I will ONLY be 105 years old!!