You know you have a cat when...

Margot Lane

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When you’re STILL picking out catnip from your sweater two weeks on from the tub of it that spilled in your truck.
 

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When there are chairs in just about every window for them to look out.
When you can't sleep in no matter how late you go to bed because of a furry alarm clock.
When you have more charges on your card for Chewy than anything else.
When you have empty boxes turned upside down and filled with filler because they've become a cat perch.
When you automatically carefully flip over onto you back in bed because you can feel a cat starting to climb on you and he's too big to fit comfortably on your side. And you stay awake so you can hold him on because he has a tendency to lean to the left.
 

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If your morning exercise routine is running through the house waving about a fishing pole with a feather toy tied to it, you just might have a cat in your home.

When you know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, there's only one way a roll of toilet paper goes, you just might have a cat.

When every horizontal surface in your home (except the floor) is free of junk mail, you just might have a cat.

When you are the office expert on theories of gravatic anomalies, you just might be a cat owner.

If "Neuvo Scratched & Tattered" is the primary theme of your home decor, you just might have a cat.
 

Gypsy Witch & Persephone

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If your morning exercise routine is running through the house waving about a fishing pole with a feather toy tied to it, you just might have a cat in your home.

When you know, beyond a shadow of a doubt, there's only one way a roll of toilet paper goes, you just might have a cat.

When every horizontal surface in your home (except the floor) is free of junk mail, you just might have a cat.

When you are the office expert on theories of gravatic anomalies, you just might be a cat owner.

If "Neuvo Scratched & Tattered" is the primary theme of your home decor, you just might have a cat.
That's a great and accurate list!🤣
 

Margot Lane

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There’s a little trail of foam crumbies greeting you in the morning from the increasingly ravaged “armchair.”
 

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When you live in a 4th floor apartment and bring in cones, branches, feathers, springflowers and think about bringing in some critters just in case she might enjoy the great outdoors.
When you have cardboard boxes you switch regularly in addition to all the furniture you(she) have.
When you want to take her with you on holiday or visits to friends but you remember she's not a dog. Instead you invite your(her) friends over.
When you look at her and think you should do like she does (find the cosiest place and position, nap like there are no deadlines, never give in without a fight, never hold a grudge, walk in with the confidence like you own the place, speak and show your mind, don't lie/pretend unless it's a game, ask for and have fun with your loved ones..)
 

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If you have paw prints on your heart, your belly, your face, every window sill, the dining room table, the kitchen counter, the butter, your chicken salad sandwich, in the pantry, the freshly folded laundry….
 

Margot Lane

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You shriek suddenly b/c you’ve forgotten you put that little furry toy mouse in your pocket! (Didn’t fool him but it sure fooled you!).
 
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