You know you have a cat when...

Boris Diamond

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You have to spend 10 minutes cleaning the hair off each dark item of clothing you own before you wear it.
 

Cat McCannon

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You know where all the best ambush spots are in your house

When you’re a senior and after examining your arms, the doctor gets serious and asks if there’s abuse in your home
 

Anchoress

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When ( my groceries come in by ferry every two weeks) more boxes of cat food than me-food... and the same with the bill ,,,
 

Cat McCannon

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When rearranging toy mice and bits of yarn is part of making your bed.
 

MonaLyssa33

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Things go bump in the night when you are the only human in the household.
Christmas ornaments only go on the top half of the tree.
The lint trap is primarily full of fur.
There's a cage on your deck (aka a catio) and it happened to be the first project you did when you bought your new house.
There are empty boxes throughout the house.
The Christmas tree skirt is no longer under the tree.
The Christmas tree isn't the only tree in the house.
 
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