I should really be a Crazy Stylist! Not too shabby. Too bad my initials weren't MP, because that is definitely what I am in real life!
If I'd taken my husband's last name I'd be a Grumpy Teacher, which I actually was for a while, lol. (I tried not to be grumpy, but there were a few jobs I had where it was inevitable)Cat-obsessed paramedic (though I prefer the one from my birth name, which is cat-obsessed librarian ... combining two of my great loves: cats and books!)