Shamelessly retrieved from the David Letterman Show Homepage
This list appeared on the January 6th, 2006 show.
Top Ten Signs Your Kitty Is A Genius
10. Meows in six languages
9. He's the only one in your family who could assemble your Ikea coffee table
8. His whiskers are Bluetooth enabled
7. He only purrs when "Meet the Press" is on
6. Won 28 grand on "Jeopardy's Kitty Week"
5. He rigged it so he's got 10 lives
4. Earned the 2005 Nobel Prize in yarn-related sciences
3. Keeps putting the dog on Ebay
2. Not only calls 911 for you, also calls Z-100 whenever you need your Aerosmith fix
1. Winces everytime he hears George W. Bush say, "Nuke-yoo-lar"
This list appeared on the January 6th, 2006 show.
Top Ten Signs Your Kitty Is A Genius
10. Meows in six languages
9. He's the only one in your family who could assemble your Ikea coffee table
8. His whiskers are Bluetooth enabled
7. He only purrs when "Meet the Press" is on
6. Won 28 grand on "Jeopardy's Kitty Week"
5. He rigged it so he's got 10 lives
4. Earned the 2005 Nobel Prize in yarn-related sciences
3. Keeps putting the dog on Ebay
2. Not only calls 911 for you, also calls Z-100 whenever you need your Aerosmith fix
1. Winces everytime he hears George W. Bush say, "Nuke-yoo-lar"
