Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

[bikeman]

3 March 2006, from The David Letterman Show

Top Ten Signs Your Cat Is Too Fat

10. Gets winded purring

9. Instead of trying to run from dogs, sits on them

8. The Maury people call every da*n hour

7. Ears perk up whenever you mention Wendy's Free Fixin's Bar

6. He used 8 lives on heart attacks

5. Cat carrier is a Ford Escort

4. Richard Simmons' cat staged intervention

3. Can only wear cute sweaters from the Big and Tall Kitty Shop

2. Litter box so huge, it has nude bathing section

1. Instead of "meow" he says, "mayo"

 

[firefly*21]

hahahaha....that's great!! I have a fat kitty myself. Mind if I post this on other forums? They would get a kick out of it!

 

[bikeman]

I guess that would be OK. If you search The Late Show's Top Ten page for cat or kitty, there are many other lists like this. They're all good.

Maury and Richard Simmons probably mean nothing to non-U.S. TCS members. Come to think of it, those 2 names shouldn't mean much to people in the States either.

 

[firefly*21]

Thanks!

 

[deb25]

The Top Ten List has been and always will be the best part of Letterman.

 

[pushylady]

funny list!
What does "Maury" mean anyway?

 

[jdpesz]

Originally Posted by pushylady

funny list!
What does "Maury" mean anyway?

Maury Povich, talk show host. Connie Chung's husband. (She's a news anchor in the States.)

 

[deb25]

He's another of these sensationalist American talk show hosts. Every time I happen to be at home during the day and pass his show on the dial, they are doing paternity testing to prove if some guy is the father of somebody's baby.

 

[jeanor]

Very cute

 

[zak&rocky]

Originally Posted by Deb25

He's another of these sensationalist American talk show hosts. Every time I happen to be at home during the day and pass his show on the dial, they are doing paternity testing to prove if some guy is the father of somebody's baby.

I LOVE watching those and trying to figure out if they are, though it would get old if I was watching everyday.

And if anyone doesn't know who Richard Simmons is, he is a guy who "motivates" people to lose weight, and also has his own workout video and diet products. I think he had a TV show in the early 80's, I remember watching it with my mom.

 

[MoochNNoodles]

Once you know who Richard Simmons is, it's hard to forget him! I remember seeing him a lot more when was a kid too.

 

[cassie-ondra]

Those are great!

One of my freinds' cats would definitely fit into that category! He matches every one of the ten descriptions!

 

[miss mew]

hahaha!!, I like the one about the kitty carrier being the Ford Escort!

 

[sweetiecat3]

Those are too funny!
Especially the one about the cat sitting on the dog instead of chasing it

 

[katachtig]

Originally Posted by Deb25

He's another of these sensationalist American talk show hosts. Every time I happen to be at home during the day and pass his show on the dial, they are doing paternity testing to prove if some guy is the father of somebody's baby.

I think I've glanced at it a couple of times (rubbernecking at the accident type of thing) and it appeared that it was the same woman and they were doing the 12th or 13th test to find 'daddy'. She woud keep saying "yes this is the guy".

Loved the list BTW.

Didn't want to do a total hijack.

 

[lillekat]

I know Maury.... but Richard Simmons? No idea

 

[katachtig]

He's known for efforts in helping some really obese people. http://www.richardsimmons.com/