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Neener Neener to you. Hooray to me. And poop on the rest of them. Storm clouds in the sky but we can agree to disagree.
I was watching a comedy on television, when an alien cat with glowing green eyes, came down and hid something in my garden outside.I was in a group hug with a cop, a duck, and a mother/son. There were some flowers nearby that put us to sleep.
(("...otherwise the vampires would hear me." ....and "An angry referee turned around and sang me a song,"An angry referee turned around and sang me a song, telling me that no phones were allowed and I had to be quiet, otherwise the vampires would hear me.
An angry referee turned around and sang me a song, telling me that no phones were allowed and I had to be quiet, otherwise the vampires would hear me.
( BellaGooch , yeah, thanks. It's still cracking me up.cat nap Iโm glad that made you laugh!
I was arguing with someone about whether or not cigarettes should be banned. It got so heated that I started to change colors! He didnโt like that, so he got mad and threw a football at me.
We soldiered on down to the movie theater, to watch a movie on ancient egyptian cats which turned out to be a comedy, causing me to accidentally spit out my drink and laugh at all the great parts.
I was hanging from a tree rather nervously when two people showed up to wish me good luck and cheer me on. I also saw someone hanging from a star. Then, a literal mad scientist stormed over and scowled at us.
(("....and golf my way through a tennis court."To go back and get the mark, I had to ride my bicycle, swim across a pool, and golf my way through a tennis court.
Hi, I am so angry at the Tooth Fairy, right now, because they left me an anonymous note with "i owe u" written on it, instead of actual money, and took my back molar tooth, too.To go back and get the mark, I had to ride my bicycle, swim across a pool, and golf my way through a tennis court.
Those are some talented pets you have there. A musical mouse and a typing cat.My pet mouse played piano and my cat and I typed on our computers in the freezing cold.
My cat was so extremely happy yesterday, but I couldn't figure out why, until I was drinking some water and accidentally spit it out, realizing that my cat and I were truly best friends.
Eek! I canโt look at the terrifying blue fish! Instead, I went and ate some popcorn with my alien friend.Those are some talented pets you have there. A musical mouse and a typing cat.
Why typing in the freezing cold...lol...I don't know. )
thank you, I take great pride in my talented pets who can type and play piano
thank you, I take great pride in my talented pets who can type and play piano
My pet poodle loves to eat the spaghetti I cook, but it has to be at the proper temperature, al dente, which most online recipes have differing times for, and he also likes to have fresh flowers presented on the table. (My poodle seems high maintenance.)
My cat was hysterically laughing at me, while I was teaching him to climb a tree, while his kitten friend was also laughing and spinning around in circles until he passed out, fast asleep. Somewhere in this chaos, I nervously lost my engagement ring, either climbing the tree or that kitten stole it, but my brain cannot seem to remember where I saw it last.