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Now listen up - I know you humans are monitoring us cats in here so you better pay attention - it is like this we cats allow you to cuddle us, feed us, love us and what we do in retuen for you is unconditional love back to you but there are a few rules.
Rule #1 Cats are cats even when they are kittens
Rule #2 Cats always need food right NOW
Rule #3 Cats sleep where ever they want to NO EXCEPTIONS
Rule #4 Cats will bring humans rats, birds and anything else we want to, after all we are the ultimate hunters
Rule #5 Cats are always aware of where the human who has the food is at all times - even if they are sleeping we must wake them up to be fed
Rule #6 Cats do not own watches so we do not obey your curfew rules
Rule #7 Cats are always right
Rule #8 Cats are not children and we should be treated like what you humans call adults
Rule #9 Nine lives nine lives nine lives Nine lives nine lives nine lives Nine lives nine lives nine lives
Rule #1 Cats are cats even when they are kittens
Rule #2 Cats always need food right NOW
Rule #3 Cats sleep where ever they want to NO EXCEPTIONS
Rule #4 Cats will bring humans rats, birds and anything else we want to, after all we are the ultimate hunters
Rule #5 Cats are always aware of where the human who has the food is at all times - even if they are sleeping we must wake them up to be fed
Rule #6 Cats do not own watches so we do not obey your curfew rules
Rule #7 Cats are always right
Rule #8 Cats are not children and we should be treated like what you humans call adults
Rule #9 Nine lives nine lives nine lives Nine lives nine lives nine lives Nine lives nine lives nine lives