Cleaning up after a woolly mammoth in the era before clumping litter took tremendous dedication. And a huge bucket.My Pet Woolly Mammoth used to do the same thing. Except touching my eyelid usually ended up with me in an eye patch... =D
Also, how do cats know when you're faking being asleep?
Yes, how do they know? Because they do. I’ve always assumed that it’s the change in the tempo of my breathing.