Question of the day - Thursday 18 February

GemsGem

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Hey everyone :wave3:

Ive got a fun question for you today ......

Tell me you have a cat, without showing me or telling me you have a cat.

I’ll start ....

I enter and exit my house via an airlock.
My house is full of trees but flowers and plants are banned
I apparently require an escort every time I go the bathroom
I have cupboards with child locks even though I have no children
I have water features in several rooms :lol:
 

Kat0121

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My living room has furniture that was not designed for me to use
I have an entire baker's rack full of food that is not intended for me to eat
There are toys everywhere but I have no children
There are 5 "toilets" in the house that are not mine
 

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I vacuum a lot.
My furniture has a fashinonable distressed look.
I love Sea Captain's Choice pate! Yummm...
I have lots of toys strewn on the floor.
I have men fighting to sleep with me every night! I often sleep with three men every night.
One guy gives me the most amazing massages by kneading my shoulders. He's so good in bed.
 

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Every piece of clothing I own looks like a fur coat.
I have a living alarm that wakes me up before my actual one does.
I am interrupted every time I try to read.
 

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There are little dishes with food and water on my kitchen floor.
Small items on my desk disappear and appear in other places in my house.
Kids in the neighborhood want to come in to play and I don't have any children.
There's someone warm in my bed and I don't have a partner.
I go to a doctor who doesn't examine me.
 

Maria Bayote

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Pots and pans are mysteriously moving, and decors fall off from its place.

I exit the door backwards.

I eat with a feeling that several pairs of non-human and non-poltergeist eyes are looking at me intently.

I trip and fall every now and then.

I cannot use my own couch in my own house. And my pillows too.
 

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Evidently, I cannot be trusted to go to the bathroom by myself.
Once I sit down, weights come to my lap to ensure that I don't stand back up.
In my house, fur is a condiment.
No matter what color clothing I chose to wear, I will have the opposite color of fur on my t-shirts.
There is no OFF button on my alarm clock. And I never worry about over-sleeping.
We have a toy box in the living room that is shaped like a mouse, but we don't have children. We also have several DaBirds as well as a few pesky red dot lights.
Our couch and chair are completely shredded.
We should have purchased stock in paper towels, cleaning supplies, and litter.
 

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There's something warm on my feet and I'm not wearing bedroom slippers.

There's a hissing sound when my neighbors' cats walk by my windows.
 
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