Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
(Had to scream into the elevator shaft for this one.)
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
(Had to scream into the elevator shaft for this one.)
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Post Your Best "groaner" Joke
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Why did the duck cross the road?
Because it was the chicken's day off.
Why did the cyclops cross the road?
He wanted to keep an eye on the chicken.
He wanted to keep an eye on the chicken.
What crime does a blacksmith commit?
Forgery.
Forgery.
Just couldn't pass this one up . . .
We have postcards with a similar picture but bare bums.
Also the other side isn't in Canada, lol.
Couldn't find the postcard but here's a t-shirt (put a spoiler for people who don't want to see bare bums):
Want to hear 2 short jokes and 1 long?
Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooooooke.
I heard that one this evening and I’m itching to try it on my kids.
Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooooooke.
I heard that one this evening and I’m itching to try it on my kids.
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"I must study you"
Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd are robbing a distillery. Daffy Duck holds up a bottle and says, " Is this whiskey? ". Elmer Fudd says, " Not as wisky as wobbing a bank. ".
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So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says ‘Audi!'”
A grasshopper walks into a bar.
The bartender says, “Hey! We have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper says, “Really? You have a drink named Steve?”
The bartender says, “Hey! We have a drink named after you!”
The grasshopper says, “Really? You have a drink named Steve?”
I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.
Needless to say, I’m ex-static.
Needless to say, I’m ex-static.
