Post Your Best "groaner" Joke

[iPappy]

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OMG I literally LOL'ed

 

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[iPappy]

A little early, but...

 

[iPappy]

 

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[doomsdave]

People are always worried about their cell phones or microwaves spying on them.

Truth is, those are not the appliances you need to be concerned about.

It’s your Vacuum Cleaner that you need to be worried about – it’s been collecting dirt on you for years.

 

[iPappy]

 

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[Jem]

What smells like leather and sounds like a sneeze...

A shoe

 

[iPappy]

 

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[Mia6]

Why did the turkey cross the road?
To prove he wasn't chicken groan.......

 

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[Jem]

My wife got really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction, so I packed up my stuff and right.