Post Your Best "groaner" Joke

[doomsdave]

Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?

A. Because all the good ones Argon.

(Had to scream into the elevator shaft for this one.)

 

[doomsdave]

 

[doomsdave]

 

[Boris Diamond]

 

[Caspers Human]

Why did the duck cross the road?

Spoiler

Because it was the chicken's day off.

 

[debbila]

Why did the cyclops cross the road?

He wanted to keep an eye on the chicken.

 

[Katie M]

What crime does a blacksmith commit?

Forgery.

 

[doomsdave]

 

[doomsdave]

Just couldn't pass this one up . . .

 

[Willowy]

Just couldn't pass this one up . . .

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We have postcards with a similar picture but bare bums.

Also the other side isn't in Canada, lol.

Couldn't find the postcard but here's a t-shirt (put a spoiler for people who don't want to see bare bums):

Spoiler

 

[MoochNNoodles]

Want to hear 2 short jokes and 1 long?

Joke. Joke. Jooooooooooooooke.



I heard that one this evening and I’m itching to try it on my kids.

 

[maggie101]

contemplating

 

[maggie101]

 

[maggie101]

"I must study you"

 

[debbila]

Daffy Duck and Elmer Fudd are robbing a distillery. Daffy Duck holds up a bottle and says, " Is this whiskey? ". Elmer Fudd says, " Not as wisky as wobbing a bank. ".

 

[mama africa]

 

[NekoM]

So this cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and he says ‘Audi!'”

 

[Caspers Human]

A grasshopper walks into a bar.

The bartender says, “Hey! We have a drink named after you!”

The grasshopper says, “Really? You have a drink named Steve?”

 

[doomsdave]

I always used to get small shocks when touching metal objects, but it recently stopped.


Needless to say, I’m ex-static.

 

[doomsdave]