Post Your Best "groaner" Joke

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Some wisdom from an old Cowboy.

1. Never slap a man who's chewin' tobacco.

2. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.

3. Lettin' the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier 'n puttin' it back in.
 
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Cringing at this one. Screamed down the elevator shaft, but here goes:

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A few Easter Egg jokes to tell your grandkids.

Q. How did the eggs leave the highway?
A. They went through the "Eggs-it".

Q. What happened to the egg when he was tickled too much?
A. He cracked up.

Q. Why wouldn't the egg take a hot bath?
A. He didn't want to be hard boiled.

Q. How did the egg roll across the road?
A. It just rolled, silly!

Q. How do eggs stay healthy?
A. They "Egg-cercize".
 

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:lol: I don't remember seeing that one. Was she talking to a rabbi or what was the setting?
One of Rose's old boyfriends was in Witness Protection and living as an Amish man. He came to visit her and the other ladies though he was a rabbi, not Amish. And he said he wanted to play a trick on Rose so Sophia said "Silly rabbi, tricks are for kids".
"The Golden Girls" Witness (TV Episode 1991) - IMDb
 
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