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So, I'm going to start it off with the best (IMO), worst joke ever!!!
What's brown and sticky?
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A Stick!
LOL!!!!!
What's brown and sticky?
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A Stick!
LOL!!!!!
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And here is another....
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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A fsh!
What do you call a fish with no eyes?
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A fsh!
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Two guys walk into a bar.
The third one ducks.
The third one ducks.
How can you tell if an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator?
Footprints in the butter!
Footprints in the butter!
Why can't Peter Pan fly?
He neverlands.
He neverlands.
What's black and white and red all over?
A sunburned zebra
A sunburned zebra
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A man encounters another guy dragging a chain behind him, so he asks him why he is doing that. Replies the dragger " Did you ever try to push one?"
A bear goes into a bar and says to the bartender, " I'll have a . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . " Bartender says, " Why the big pause? " Bear says, " I was born with them! ".
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?
If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
If it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan!
Why didn't the apple and orange marry?
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Not actually a joke but.....
I manage a cemetery for my day job and have recently been doing quite a lot of historic preservation for it.
Everyone asks, without realizing it, "Isn't that a big undertaking.......oh, wait *facepalm*"
I manage a cemetery for my day job and have recently been doing quite a lot of historic preservation for it.
Everyone asks, without realizing it, "Isn't that a big undertaking.......oh, wait *facepalm*"
Why was the banana so sad?
He'd lost his a-peel.
(Slipped that one in on you, didn't I?)
He'd lost his a-peel.
(Slipped that one in on you, didn't I?)
Why was the cat mad at the groomer?
He'd been detailed.
Where did he get a new tail?
At a retail store.
He'd been detailed.
Where did he get a new tail?
At a retail store.
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Oh, that's bad!!!
........but I like it!!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a TAME rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
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What magazine do cows like to read?
Cattle-logues
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How do you stop a charging elephant?
Take his credit card.
Take his credit card.
Hiss! Boo!
Oh, that's bad!!!
........but I like it!!
How do you catch a unique rabbit?
Unique up on it.
How do you catch a TAME rabbit?
Tame way, unique up on it.
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What did the frog say to the rhinosaurus?
He said "ribbit" of course
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept dropping their trunks
He said "ribbit" of course
Why did the elephants get kicked out of the public pool?
They kept dropping their trunks
Q: Why did the duck cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off.
A: It was the chicken's day off.
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From Readers Digest:
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment, and the other oinkment.
Well hell I've made myself groan.
What's the difference between the bird flu and the swine flu?
One requires tweetment, and the other oinkment.
Well hell I've made myself groan.
