Darn...can't copy/paste from Twitter, but if any of you tweet, FOLLOW the Oklahoma Department of Wildlife Conservation. I do not know who writes their tweets, but I would marry that person, regardless of age, sex, physical attributes, and any other thing you might want to add, just for their sense of humor!!!
One of their recent posts, "Get your mom a fishing license because at least it will show up at her house and not be such a disappointment."