Old Mother Hubbard, she went to the cupboard
To get her poor doggy a bone.
When she got there, the cupboard was bare,
And so the poor doggy had none - due to the pandemic!
In Wikipedia I found some lovely comic variations of the poem as I remembered it.
To get her poor daughter a gown,
But the cupboard was bare
So the damsel sat there
With little else on but a frown. ...... due to the pamdemic!
Or "to get her poor daughter a dress", but "the cupboard was bare, and so was her daughter, I guess" ...... due to the pandemic!