Sad but true... it started with beer missing from the fridge, now it's bottled booze levels sinking like the Titanic [sob], and just this morning I found Crackhead sprawled across my bar, clearly inebriated and downright disrespectful. He had been at the tequila, so he cursed like a sailor or enraged truck driver when I admonished him. Here's the evidence:
See how he is? If this keeps up, I'm gonna revoke his driving privilege, don't need Crackhead racking up the DUIs, the blasted varmint!!! And if my booze keeps vanishing, I'm gonna present him with a bill!!! I don't care so much about the cheap vodka, but leave my rum and tequila alone, you goldurned cat!!! And stay outta my Wild Turkey!!! BAD KITTEH!!!
See how he is? If this keeps up, I'm gonna revoke his driving privilege, don't need Crackhead racking up the DUIs, the blasted varmint!!! And if my booze keeps vanishing, I'm gonna present him with a bill!!! I don't care so much about the cheap vodka, but leave my rum and tequila alone, you goldurned cat!!! And stay outta my Wild Turkey!!! BAD KITTEH!!!