Jokes that I Made and Say Your Own!

Which of My Jokes did you Like Better

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catluvr321

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Share some cat jokes here! It will be lots of fun! Here are some of mine...

Q. What do cats listen to on the radio?
A. MEWsic!
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Q. What type of feedback do cats like to hear?
A. PAWsitive feedback!
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MeganLLB

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I realize this thread is old. But I like jokes. This isn't a cat joke but..
Cleaning the vacuum cleaner makes you the vacuum cleaner.
It sucks.

That's all I got right now.
 

Boris Diamond

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What do you get when you cross an elephant with a cat? A big furry creature that purrs while it sits on your lap and squashes you.

How did a cat take first prize at the bird show? He just jumped up to the cage, reached in, and took it.
 

debbila

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I made this one up because I loved George Burns' and Gracie Allen's humor.

George: If you keep that cat I'm leaving!
Gracie: I'm going to miss you George!
 
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