Sniffs the food I've just put down and walks away as if to say nope not eating that.
...only purrs and is kind when his belly is empty.
Especially when they immediately clean ONLY the spot you where touched them.. . . cleans herself where, just a moment before, I was petting her.
Or when my cat farts on my lap!OK. This happened to my husband and was absolutely hilarious!!!!
....when I fart while your on my lap, and you jump down and run!
We scoop your poop for goodness sake, the least you can do is ignore my fart...it wasn't THAT bad!