Inanimate Objects

mani

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The stuck drawers in my kitchen. If they were sentient they'd be very upset.
 

Norachan

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I do, but to be honest they're all asking for it.

My PC is moody, my kettle is vindictive and my sofa is just plain malicious....
 

Flapjack's Mom

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Yup, back when I was younger I used to hit the offending inanimate object. But I don't hit any electronics. I don't have the funds to break them ^_^'
 

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Hahah. Love John Cleese. When I was a small child and fell and hurt myself, my mother would console me and ask me if I hurt her floor. That would make me laugh and forget about my bump.
 

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I do not yell, but I do give them a stern talking to when they behave badly. I think I get angry at my genes more than anything else, though. I cannot tell you how many times I have crossly asked my arms and legs why they are so short. The question is often filled with somewhat colorful language.
 

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I occasionally berate Alexa, when she pretends she doesn’t hear me or goes off for a break instead of turning a light off or on as I requested.
 
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