I’m glad nobody is around when I tell my cat….

[Hellenww]

When I sing the "Oh, Stinky" song before putting down their wet meal.

 

[daftcat75]

“Reach for the sky! There’s a new sheriff in town. His name is Scoopy de Poopy, and he’s rounding up all the turds in this town.”

(…one of many adventures and occupations of Scoopy de Poopy.)

 

[daftcat75]

I just set down a new plate of food for her, and said, “let’s make new poops!”

 

[catloverfromwayback]

Am I the only one who will forever hear “Reach for the sky!” in Woody from Toy Story’s voice?

 

[Shawna87]

This is the best thread!! Oh goodness I say so many crazy things to my kitties!

I say this to my little black furred kitten, “Little baby Beau with your little Beau butts and your black Beau balls and your little Beau bean toes”

“Get your fluff butt out of my face”

“Could you not lick your fluff butt on the table please”

“Your my little goddess”

When they stretch the toes or whenI kiss their little toes I always say, “I eat toe beans, nom nom nom”

 

[daftcat75]

Am I the only one who will forever hear “Reach for the sky!” in Woody from Toy Story’s voice?

There’s a in my boot!

 

[catloverfromwayback]

 

[Margot Lane]

“If you were ice cream, you be like French vanilla ice cream, with a sprinkling of cardamom mixed in!”

 

[daftcat75]

“If you were ice cream, you be like French vanilla ice cream, with a sprinkling of cardamom mixed in!”

Mmmm. Cardamom. I could eat you all up!

 

[daftcat75]

“That’s a fair amount of shedding you’re doing. I’m going to have to call you Shedward Scissorpaws!”

 

[daftcat75]

Sung to the melody of “Bad Boys” (theme song from Cops)
“Cat butt, cat butt
What you gonna do?
What you gonna do when it’s pointing at you?”


Betty loves a good elevator booty rubdown.

 

[daftcat75]

“My sisfur has whiskers that are longer than mine. My sisfur, her chest hairs the messrs all think are divine.”

 

[tiggerwillow]

I say "there's a baby Tigger" and she cradles herself in my arms