If I were to break into your house.....

[debbila]

Nothing. The housekeeper in my retirement center cleaned just yesterday and Chiqui doesn't hide anymore when people come over.

 

[MoochNNoodles]

My husband’s underwear…

Clean; in baskets.

 

[Tobermory]

About 15-20 of my mom’s handmade hooked rugs that are rolled up in storage bins. I didn’t know what to do with them after she died and couldn’t bear to give them to Goodwill.

 

[sivyaleah]

Dust, possibly some cat toys

 

[MonaLyssa33]

Uhhhh.... what is under my bed is not PG, so fill in the blanks.

 

[Maria Bayote]

My husband's shoes.

 

[Winchester]

Containers of wrapping paper
My dumbbells
Dust kittens (no, we don't have dust bunnies around here; we have dust kittens!)

 

[Norachan]

A portable crash mat for putting at the bottom of boulders, so you don't break any bones if you fall when you're climbing. No prizes for guessing who that belongs to.

 

[Meekie]

I don't have an "under the bed". I took my bed down and sleep on a mattress on the floor so that my little old man can make it onto the bed.

 

[misty8723]

A fire ladder and my husband's empty gym bag

 

[rubysmama]

Just dust bunnies, and maybe a cat toy or two.

 

[cassiopea]

Team dust bunnies here

 

[mani]

For some reason, a long sealed container full of envelopes and padded bags. Another with scarves and shawls and another with a quilt.
Thank you for that.. I'd forgotten I had them!

 

[DreamerRose]

Just cat fur.

 

[DownTheLane]

I have 3 storage boxes under there some old shoes, an asserted mix of old items, some old trophies and medals. Nothing I would miss too much, but it'd be inconvenient