I Saw A Bee Have A Pee

[mightyboosh]

Whilst sitting in my car with the windows down, a bee came in and landed on the dashboard. Whilst I was contemplating how to rescue this little fella without being stung, he started to clean himself a la cat, first the front end then the back. He then started to turn around a few times on his axis then raised his back end and squirted out a clear liquid that I assumed was pee. It may have been poo, I don't know, but pee rhymes with bee so I'm leaving it at that, sounds better.
He then flew out of the window so problem solved. This is now lodged in my memory banks forever I think.
Have you ever seen any weird little happenings you wouldn't normally see in a lifetime?

 

[verna davies]

I think seeing a bee having a pee will take some beating.

 

[Katie M]

I didn't see it pee, but I'm reminded of watching a jumping spider clean itself in a similar way. It was pretty fascinating.

The weird part is that jumping spiders don't trigger my arachnophobia

 

[tabbysia]

I would not have stuck around long enough to watch the bee pee. I would have run screaming from my vehicle the moment the bee flew inside. I probably would have sold the car, moved to another state, and changed my identity so it couldn't find me. Bees and most all other insects, especially the stinging ones, terrify me. I am reasonably certain they were sent directly from Hell by Satan to mess with me. Maybe not, but it sure feels that way!

 

[mightyboosh]

I probably would have sold the car, moved to another state, and changed my identity so it couldn't find me.

Funny you should say that. On its way out I'm sure he said, "I'm just off to Texas to see a 'friend.' He said it with an evil laugh as well. I'm sure he didn't mean you though so don't worry.

 

[MissClouseau]

Karl Pilkington is that you??

 

[Mia6]

Funny you should say that. On its way out I'm sure he said, "I'm just off to Texas to see a 'friend.' He said it with an evil laugh as well. I'm sure he didn't mean you though so don't worry.

Ha!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[maggiedemi]

I am reasonably certain they were sent directly from Hell by Satan to mess with me.

You've never seen hell until you've seen a redback spider.

 

[mightyboosh]

You've never seen hell until you've seen a redback spider.

Ugh, I have now glimpsed Hell.

 

[tabbysia]

Ugh, I have now glimpsed Hell.

That thing is the stuff of nightmares!

 

[tabbysia]

Funny you should say that. On its way out I'm sure he said, "I'm just off to Texas to see a 'friend.' He said it with an evil laugh as well. I'm sure he didn't mean you though so don't worry.

Maybe I'll just shave my head and move to Canada!

 

[mani]

Ugh, I have now glimpsed Hell.

I have these in my garden. They're incredibly venomous but also very shy.

 

[tabbytom]

He then started to turn around a few times on his axis then raised his back end and squirted out a clear liquid that I assumed was pee.

Ok, you are in trouble now. The bee just release some pheromones into your car and what attracted it was could be your car air freshener that smells like flowers.

Very soon, they'll come build their hive on your car and their hums will be louder than your car engine and your car will sound like a motocross bike and soon your car will be transformed into a Bee-tle car..................

 

[mightyboosh]

The bee just release some pheromones

Aww, that doesn't rhyme with bee so the thread title falls flat.
Anyway, I will be honoured to be called the bee piper and be covered in bees al a Eddie Izzard.

covered in bees izzard - Bing video

 

[tabbytom]

Aww, that doesn't rhyme with bee so the thread title falls flat.

Yes, but you have a Bee-tle car. Maybe VW will be interested .........

 

[betsygee]

Funny thread! How fun to see something unusual like that.

I was at my mom’s place this week and saw a snake shedding its skin. She has rattlesnakes in her area, though, and I didn’t know if this was a rattler or a gopher snake, so I didn’t want to get too close.

 

[maggiedemi]

I was at my mom’s place this week and saw a snake shedding its skin. She has rattlesnakes in her area

That's the stuff nightmares are made of. At least mine are.

 

[maggiedemi]

I have these in my garden. They're incredibly venomous but also very shy.

You Australians are so brave to even go outside with something like that around.

 

[jcat]

I never thought about how bees pee, so this thread still has me chuckling to myself.

 

[mightyboosh]

My nephew lives in Australia and he says that roaches are all over the place, like flies. On top of that normal amount, he has an infestation at the moment so zillions of them in his house.
I'm with T tabbysia for that particular evil creature but I would have to move to Mars to be on the safe side not just a few thousand miles away.