Thees silly cits of mine keep gettin on the laptoop wen I tipe and mak it diifcult to writ anithink. 'Beti, Ovilar, stup it, giv me sum space.'
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I May Have To Leave This Site
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I was terrified when I first saw this thread. You can’t leave us, Mightyboosh!
We understand if your cats make you have typos.
We understand if your cats make you have typos.
If you put a toddlers sock on just one of their feet,they will be too busy dealing with that to bother you for at least 2 minutes.
And you only have to do it once. From that point forward,all you have to do is place the sock on top of the computer keyboard while you are working and they will avoid it as soon as they see it. Of course,the second you turn your head they will steal said sock and hide it from you....the kitty equivalent of the hungry clothes dryer vortex conundrum.
(Please note,this is purely hypothetical. The author of this post would never put socks on his cats...no matter how drunk he got. He is just not that dexterous.)
And you only have to do it once. From that point forward,all you have to do is place the sock on top of the computer keyboard while you are working and they will avoid it as soon as they see it. Of course,the second you turn your head they will steal said sock and hide it from you....the kitty equivalent of the hungry clothes dryer vortex conundrum.
(Please note,this is purely hypothetical. The author of this post would never put socks on his cats...no matter how drunk he got. He is just not that dexterous.)
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Aww, ok thun.I was terrified when I first saw this thread. You can’t leave us, Mightyboosh!
We understand if your cats make you have typos.
I feel your pain
They are usually good about keeping off the keyboard. But sometimes I work from home and all three feel the need to be near me, which progresses to wanting to be touching me, which progresses to wanting to be on me. Starts to feel a bit crowded sometimes!
They are usually good about keeping off the keyboard. But sometimes I work from home and all three feel the need to be near me, which progresses to wanting to be touching me, which progresses to wanting to be on me. Starts to feel a bit crowded sometimes!
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- This is terrible! You know what you must do - divest yourself of these interruptions! Do please remember to place Oliver and Chubchub in separate boxes, or FedEx will charge for an overweight parcel. Just let me know the shipping costs, and I'll wire the money the moment they arrive here!.
/\ now THAT is funny!
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Is £1 ok for both? Oh sorry I forgot the food I will be sending so in total that's £200,001
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Missy is improving her typing skills.
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Yeah, I know. I love it really but don't tell, I seem to be getting some sympathy on this thread. Oh woe is me!
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It's getting worse...
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They're so smug about it as well. They know who rules the roost.
I just died laughing, my coworkers had to ask why I was laughing so hard. I showed her and she laughed too.
The smugness is the worst! "Haha. I'm cute. You won't do anything about it. "
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