I love my cat(s) but...

[Lola3791]

This is meant to be a funny thread. Please finish the sentence with whatever annoying things your cat(s) do.
I love my cat but...I wish she would stop waking me up before my alarm goes off.

 

[MoonstoneWolf]

I love my feral cats but wish they'd stop yowling and play fighting outside my window.

 

[aliceneko]

I love Toffee but I wish he'd stop scratching the carpet and use his scratching post instead, but hey, cats gonna cat!

I love Fudge but I wish he'd come home - he's been missing for a few months now.

 

[BellaGooch]

I love my cats, but I wish they wouldn't yell at me whenever it's feeding time (looking at you, Pants).

 

[Katie M]

I love Charlie, but I wish he'd stop using my bedroom door frame as a scratching post.

I love Selene, but I wish she'd stop trying to get into the trash can under the sink.

 

[neely]

I love my cat but......I wish he would throw up his hairball on the tile floor and not the carpet.

 

[Mr. Meow]

I love Jack, but I wish he'd keep his poopy-paws IN the litter box

 

[Texaskitty]

I love my cats but...I wish they would do their kneading and drooling on something besides my chest in bed in my nightgown, ouch!

 

[Silver Crazy]

I love Blue but the 4.00am zoomies were a bit much this morning.

 

[Silver Crazy]

I love my cat but......I wish he would throw up his hairball on the tile floor and not the carpet.

They get taught that in cat college..dont get a pass if you puke on the tiles, got to be the carpet or bed or in a shoe.

 

[Jcatbird]

Silver Crazy Cats get extra credit if the hair ball is strategically placed where bare feet hit it.
I love my cats but...
I wish my cats would not sleep on top of my head when I am trying to sleep. (BJ!)
I wish my cat would stop using my car at night.( I know it was you Banjo! You had my keys!)
I wish my cats would stop using my phone to order stuff online! ( unsure which one or ones are doing this yet)
I wish my cats would stop insisting I wear fur too.
I wish my cats would stop adding fur to my food as a spice. Although it may have some flavor, by now I have had so much, I no longer taste it!

 

[Tik cat's mum]

I love Patches but I wish he'd stop stealing my seat everytime I leave it unattended. I love Bandit but I wish he'd stop trying to hide Patches pee/poop before he's finished.

 

[goingpostal]

I love my cats but I wish I could open my eyes in the morning without Newt deciding that means breakfast and it's time for dancing on my head while singing the song of her people.

 

[susanm9006]

I love my cat but I wish she wouldn’t sharpen her claws on the living room carpet.

 

[betsygee]

I love Patches but I wish he'd stop stealing my seat every time I leave it unattended.

 

[pearl99]

I love Gracie but I wish she'd stop putting her cold nose on my cheek to say she loves me in the night. And sleeping with her butt in my face.

 

[Mr. Meow]

I love Patches but I wish he'd stop stealing my seat everytime I leave it unattended.

The warmth of the butt cannot be denied!

 

[PMousse]

I love Ruckus but...I wish he doesn't have to purr up a storm right beside my ear for a whole hour at 4am...

 

[sivyaleah]

I love Luna but wish she would stop using the bathroom sink countertop as a sleeping spot

I love Cocoabean but wish she would be more playful with Luna (in which case maybe Luna wouldn't be at the sink lol)

 

[crouton]

I’m tired of giving her a brazillian shave every few days only to have her end up smelling like urine after one pee. Am I missing hairs? Have tried all kind of litters, washing her off etc. please girl start washing your lady bits!