Phoebe: "Wussup bruh! I hear all them cat noises... you wanna pop off?! I'm STANDING right here. Hold up a sec...how'd you get in the flickering screen box anyways?!"
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I Has An Expresshun!
- Thread starter 1CatOverTheLine
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“There’s nothing going on here. Move along, cetded.”
“Assasinn’s what now, Cetded?!”
“It’s Wednesday, I’ll be under the couch, upside down.”
“It’s Wednesday, I’ll be under the couch, upside down.”
Phoebe: “Have you ever had someone tryna tell you a secret and their breath stinks?”
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You eat tuna too, Phoebe, so get off your high horse 
The Tortie Stink Eye...I get this a LOT!
Since Tubby, Totty, Phoebe, and my girlfriend left for at least six weeks to take care of her mother (while still working several days a week) who absolutely adores them and they adore her too. If I didn't have this new little fluffball, I probably wouldn't know what I would do with my self if I didn't have a kitty to love on. Let me stop rambling and post a picture of Tubby, he's always been fascinated with lights.
Hooman, where's my dinner?
"...huh... what? Your paws are weird, cetded."
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Look, mom. I’m a hoooman!
Does your brain ever just stop computing in the middle of something? Yeah...me too.
Does your brain ever just stop computing in the middle of something? Yeah...me too.
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I can't believe it's only Wednesday...
“Why are you not opening can after can of wetfood because of your treachery of leaving us in the morning right after we come home? ....And why is Marvel’s Sasquats on the table?!”
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Idk what this expression says. Cat.exe has malfunctioned? Cat has defaulted to derp mode?
That sounds about right for a lot of expressions on a lot of Cats, actually.
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You can’t see me, I’m in spy mode!
New programming language: Kitty++. Reset Cat using treats.
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I’m sad that my cetded had to leave for work, but I’m glad I stayed home because his coworkers can be pretty skeery! So until he gets back, I’ll just cuddle in his clothes.
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Take that mirror away !!!
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Laying on my other cat's pet backpack...
"What? I thought it was mine. You can't tell me its not mine."
'No, its not yours. We TRIED to have you in it, but you just scream.'
"I don't recall this..."
"What? I thought it was mine. You can't tell me its not mine."
'No, its not yours. We TRIED to have you in it, but you just scream.'
"I don't recall this..."
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Dis is NAWT teh Kitteh you are looking for!
