Crme? I have a hermaphrodite cat. You seem to have problems most of which were let go by the previous owners. Arg! Drinks from the faucet? Blessedly drinks water. Right? Throws self down? Easy one. Cuddle a lot and that can change. I hear ya on the food issue. Mine likes both wet and dry but with somepresen health issues i add warm water to her food and shes fine. Bathroom issues? Im clueless there but wonder how you surmised her to be more female than male if she has both parts.?? Your list of problems is way over my head but I hope the few I could help with were helpful. If you're lucky enough to get her to a vet by all means do. She seems not to have been neutered which is why she's driving you bonkers unless it's a UTI which can be cured with apple cider vinegar diluted with water. My girl ppeesproper with just one dose a day in a dropper. Careful to use more water than ACV, an inch up or less is all you need.