Toddler. I haven't had a peaceful pee in 2 years, sleeping in on my days off doesn't happen any more, and there are toys scattered around the living room.
demanding tyrant. But one who makes it all worthwhile with a purr. To be able to watch someone take such pleasure in just being alive, To love us no matter what.....
Toddlers. Nasty bosses. Husbands. You name it. All in one cat. And if you have more than one cat in the house, I say "goodluck".
I have to serve meals on time or otherwise I'd get a smack on the face.
I have to clean the litter box or otherwise I'd get a smack on the face.
When I try to stop them from destroying the house, I'd also get a smack on the face (plus a hiss).
I have to follow them around and pick up whatever they scatter.
And when I am almost asleep at night, one or two of them would make the zoomies, knocking off stuff as they pass.
A paradise! A paradise beyond compare! Though I did have to laugh at your descriptions. I am glad I wasn't taking a drink of water when I read what Vverna davies
had to say.