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So it has come to my attention that Bumi is... a bit overweight. Chunky, if you will. And I would much rather curb this while I can rather than wait for it to cause health problems. I know that the most ideal way to do put the cat on a diet would be to feed them both at a set time, separately, instead of free feeding.
Here's the problem...
Bumi is, unfortunately, an exceptionally smart cat. Or hes exceptionally more of an asshole than most. I struggle to tell the difference If there's not enough water in his bowl, or there's a hole in the food or even if the food is too low, he causes... problems. He jumps on the counter. He scratches at the cupboards so much I have baby locks and hair ties to prevent him from getting in. He tries to yank my mirror off the.wall. No manner of deterrent will prevent him from accomplishing his goal of getting food. He doesn't meow, unless you're up and near the kitchen and he thinks you might listen. No, he will be as much of a problem until you find out why he's being a problem.
So, I ask you, humbly. How can I diet this rat bastard without losing my mind in the process. Because this will be a battle of wits and I am, unfortunately unarmed.
Here's the problem...
Bumi is, unfortunately, an exceptionally smart cat. Or hes exceptionally more of an asshole than most. I struggle to tell the difference If there's not enough water in his bowl, or there's a hole in the food or even if the food is too low, he causes... problems. He jumps on the counter. He scratches at the cupboards so much I have baby locks and hair ties to prevent him from getting in. He tries to yank my mirror off the.wall. No manner of deterrent will prevent him from accomplishing his goal of getting food. He doesn't meow, unless you're up and near the kitchen and he thinks you might listen. No, he will be as much of a problem until you find out why he's being a problem.
So, I ask you, humbly. How can I diet this rat bastard without losing my mind in the process. Because this will be a battle of wits and I am, unfortunately unarmed.