Corrupt a Wish

[strider rose]

it does but the clothes look hideous on you

i wish that my video games were real

 

[Furballsmom]

They are but then you miss all the wonderful fragrances that the real world has

I wish that my hair only grew to a certain length and then stopped growing

 

[BellaGooch]

It does, but it can't be cut and remains at that length forever. Oh, and you don't get to pick the length.

I wish it snowed here.

 

[Talien]

There is now cloud crap everywhere that piles up as fast as it can be cleared.

I wish every time a politician told a lie they would immediately be stricken with uncontrolled flatulence.

 

[Furballsmom]

Heh, they are and offices everywhere are seriously stinky

I wish auto spell correct on the phone actually worked instead of driving me crazy

 

[strider rose]

it spells better but then you get some strange replies back

I wish that my stardust was speaking like a human

 

[BellaGooch]

Granted! But this kitty isn't exactly polite...

I wish fireworks weren't loud.

 

[Mia6]

They aren't but in place of the noise one of your cats has as what Talien calls uncontrolled flatulence forever

I wish I was on a warm beach drinking fresh papaya juice, reading and dozing

 

[strider rose]

granted but you get a bad sunburn

I wish that i was at a metal concert

 

[BellaGooch]

Your wish is granted! Unfortunately, you are at a metal concert, where different metals (iron, steel, copper, etc) make sounds by rubbing against eachother. The sound isn't very nice...

I wish the holidays weren't over yet.

 

[Boris Diamond]

They are not over for you, but only because you are repeating over and over the day you had to clean up and put away your Christmas stuff.

I wish I won the lottery.

 

[debbila]

You won the lottery, didn't claim it on your taxes and ending up doing time.

I wish I could be in good health the rest of my life.

 

[Boris Diamond]

You are in good health for the rest of your life, but your family, friends and acquaintances grow jealous and ostracize you.

I wish I had a hot and delicious free pizza delivered any time I wanted.

 

[strider rose]

granted but its the wrong kind of pizza

I wish that I talked like a cat

 

[BellaGooch]

You can, but you are not able to communicate in any other way.

I wish the package that I ordered would come soon.

 

[Talien]

It actually arrived already but was stolen by a porch pirate.

.....Man, I hate porch pirates. I wish they would spontaneously combust.

 

[strider rose]

they do but make a mess on your porch

i wish that i knew how to cook

 

[PuffandPercy]

You can cook great, but only dishes you don't actually like.

I wish my commute was shorter

 

[strider rose]

it is but there is alot of construction

i wish that my cats liked to dress up

 

[PuffandPercy]

They do, but they only like really hideous outfit and protest nonstop if they look cute

I wish breakfast was ready made for me when I woke up, including coffee!