Corrupt a Wish

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Your Cat constantly shoots eye lasers instead and sets your house on fire.

I wish Earwigs would spontaneously combust.
 

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They do, and my goodness do they leave a mess behind - those little legs and pincers go everywhere!

I wish I didn't have to dust the house
 

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Granted, but instead of dust, sand collects in your house.

I wish my cat wasn't allergic to the good litter
 

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Your cat is not allergic to the good litter. He loves it so much that he starts eating it and starts having very, very bad gas.

I wish my mask did not fog my glasses.
 

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It doesn't, but it makes your eyes itchy instead

I wish I could eat all the holiday food
 

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It doesn't, but it makes your eyes itchy instead

I wish I could eat all the holiday food
You eat all of the food, and gain an appropriate amount of weight to go with it.

I wish zombies were real and would spontaneously combust.
 

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They spontaneously combust but take your cat with them!

I wish the food we eat on holidays didn't make me gain weight.
 

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It doesn't, but it doesn't taste right either

I wish it would snow like in a snowglobe
 

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It does and then you have massive piles of the white stuff!

I wish Denver's baseball team's owner knew more about both baseball and financial Return On Investment (ROI)
 

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You will and they'll absolutely love you, but then you'll be transported back to that time period

I wish my fish tank would clean itself
 

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It cleans itself by flinging fish poop at everyone who walks nearby.

I wish there was an answer to "hu phlung pu"
 

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lol, I LIKE that one about the fish tank!

There is a really most sincere answer (with a nod to Oz :) ), but it isn't clean nor acceptable in public

I wish I knew how to make a scarf from all the grey and black fur that Poppycat loses
 

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You learn how to make a scarf from Poppycat's grey and black fur, but Poppycat considers that since it is made of his "stolen" fur that it should be his and sues you for possession.

I wish my garden would produce year round, even in freezing temperatures.
 

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It does, with lots of veggies but then you totally run out of storage and you end up with veggies everywhere in the house 🏡

I wish it would snow without getting cold ❄
 

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It does, but it snows year-round without ever stopping.

I wish there were no such thing as homeless animals.
 

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It does, but it snows year-round without ever stopping.

I wish there were no such thing as homeless animals.
No homeless animals, but they ALL live with you in your current house.

I wish my cats would love on eachother the way they love on us.
 

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They do, but now they hate you.

I wish my dog and all of my cats got along with each other.
 
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