Corrupt a Wish

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Edited - Talien posted before me.

This wish did come true, but it came back to bite you in the behind.

I wish cats were as smart as people.
 
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Our sleep never has nightmares, but to achieve it, we have to be tranquilized to the point of being catatonic.

I wish I my lawn stopped growing at two inches so I did not have to mow it.
 

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Our sleep never has nightmares, but to achieve it, we have to be tranquilized to the point of being catatonic.

I wish I my lawn stopped growing at two inches so I did not have to mow it.
Your lawn stops growing, but now your body hair grows out of control and you have to shave it every week.

I wish the next person to tell me I should get out of the house more would spontaneously combust.
 

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(me too, lol)
You are the best singer in the world, but you're only allowed to sing to yourself and not in front of anyone else.

I wish I had the ability to remember/forget everything I want to at will.
 

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You can remember or forget everything you want but like the wishes on a genie's lamp, you can only do it a total of three times. 🧞‍♂️

I wish I could meet a famous singer from 60s.
 

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You can dunk a basketball but it's because you are two feet taller than the basketball hoop.

I wish there were never any child abuse.
Talk about a tough one to corrupt!

There is no more child abuse, but the world is so overwhelmed with happiness, we fail to notice that the earth is falling into the sun.

I wish I could still get good apples at the grocery store.
 

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You are married to Daniel Craig but he's always away from home for his career and you never get to be with him.

I wish I had a career working with young children.
 
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