What did Barack Obama say to Michelle when he proposed?
I don't want to be Obama self.
I don't want to be Obama self.
A little girl was talking to her teacher about whales and how she had heard in Sunday School about how a whale had swallowed Jonah.
The teacher said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.
The little girl remained steadfast in her position and reiterated that indeed, a whale had swallowed Jonah.
Irritated, the teacher again stated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.
The little girl said, "I'm not sure how it happened, but when I get to heaven I will ask Jonah."
The teacher says, "What if Jonah went to Hell?"
The little girl replied, "Then you ask him."
Reminds me of something from Whose Line-
Tonight's top story-a man swallowed by a whale runs all the way to the other end until he's pooped out.
My current favorite joke is:
Q. How do you find Will Smith in the snow?
A. You look for fresh prints.
To normal people, a lot.What's the difference between a joke and a rhetorical question?