Ask a silly question and get a silly answer

[bobkater]

No, you pacify it with a peace march.

Is an Outpatient a person who had fainted?

 

[SueLinda]

No, that would be a passedoutpatient.

Why are they called apartments if they are so close together?

 

[bobkater]

Because nobody would want to live in them if they were given their actual name: Compartments.

If a vacuum cleaner sucks, is it good or bad?

 

[Stormy accepts you]

I think it’s good, but it’s bad if it blows

If April Showers bring May flowers, what do Mayflowers bring?

 

[debbila]

They bring pilgrims!

Do cannibals eat girl scout cookies?

 

[bobkater]

They don't eat girl scout cookies, they eat cooked girl scouts.

If you lose your watch, how can you find the time to look for it?

 

[debbila]

You can't, so you stop wearing a watch and just use your cell phone.

If youi get kicked out how do you get back it?

 

[bobkater]

You kick your way back in, starting by kicking the door in. Soccer shoes are recommended.

With Black Friday coming, does half price in a sale mean that you pay half of what you would have paid if it were to cost double?

 

[SueLinda]

Only if it makes cents. (sense)
When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say?

 

[bobkater]

It says "human". After all, we are more laughable than anything else.

Would batteries obtained free of charge be dead?

 

[debbila]

Of course. If you had to buy them they'd be charged.

If you plead ' I'm only human ', what were the other choices?

 

[SueLinda]

Of course. If you had to buy them they'd be charged.

If you plead ' I'm only human ', what were the other choices?

You could be a twin or a triplet....
How do they get deer to cross at the yellow road sign?

 

[Dewey]

Give them a little push with your car

Why are there brakes on walkers?

 

[SueLinda]

Give them a little push with your car

Why are there brakes on walkers?

So they don't run into trouble...

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

 

[bobkater]

Sliced cake.

Given that many new houses don’t have a fireplace with chimney, how does Santa enter?

 

[SueLinda]

How do you get off a nonstop flight?

 

[Lennybells]

Grow wings and fly

Why is water transparent?

 

[bobkater]

It has to be transparent, because inside our eyes is mostly water, so if it wasn't transparent we wouldn't be able to see.

Given that what is present cannot be absent, then if no Christmas present is given, how can it be absent?

 

[debbila]

It's not absent, it's just not a present since it isn't given.

If a comedian tells a joke with nobody around to laugh will it be funny?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Yes it will be funny but no one will laugh.

If a person gives you goosebumps does that mean they are cold?