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[bobkater]

If you don’t know why, you (and H) don’t exist either, because it has Y, and thus double U or W, which is really spelled as double V, and all these are likewise non-existent... Further, cue has a U, but also has C and E which go as well, leaving next to nothing. It’s therefore safe to say that the whole alphabet disappears.
Better find out why, or you’ll be totally illiterate!

If in Rome you should do as the Romans do, what do you do if you can’t speak Italian as they do?

 

[Kwik]

If you don’t know why, you (and H) don’t exist either, because it has Y, and thus double U or W, which is really spelled as double V, and all these are likewise non-existent... Further, cue has a U, but also has C and E which go as well, leaving next to nothing. It’s therefore safe to say that the whole alphabet disappears.
Better find out why, or you’ll be totally illiterate!

If in Rome you should do as the Romans do, what do you do if you can’t speak Italian as they do?

Im speechless

 

[debbila]

You use sign language. You'll be very busy writing what you want to say on signs. That is if you can find signs whenever you want to communicate.

Are you arch footed if you're not flat footed?

 

[Maggsy]

No, but you'll be flat footed if your arch enemies steal your shoes

If you're left handed but write with your right hand, does that make you write handed?

 

[SueLinda]

Only on Palm Sunday.
If you took the wings off of a fly, would it be called a "walk"?
Why are they called apartments if they are so close together?
What happens if you get scared to death twice?
(I have more....)

 

[bobkater]

@ SueLinda
Only one question per post is indicated, save the rest for later. I only answer the first one.

Go is often used in place of walk, so a fly that doesn't fly is a goer, or better goner.

How do you find a black cat in a dark room which has no cat in it?

 

[Kwik]

@ SueLinda
Only one question per post is indicated, save the rest for later. I only answer the first one.

Go is often used in place of walk, so a fly that doesn't fly is a goer, or better goner.

How do you find a black cat in a dark room which has no cat in it?

You find him in the negatives!!- Good one!

Why do you drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?

 

[debbila]

Because you're ' way ' confused.

Does leopard skin print clothing make you catty?

 

[SueLinda]

@ SueLinda
Only one question per post is indicated, save the rest for later. I only answer the first one.

Go is often used in place of walk, so a fly that doesn't fly is a goer, or better goner.

How do you find a black cat in a dark room which has no cat in it?

bobkater
My sincere apologies for asking more than one question. I am very ashamed of myself....

 

[bobkater]

Does leopard skin print clothing make you catty?

I tried the idea with a superman suit as a child, and it didn’t work. But if you’re a cat lover, you may see yourself as one in your dream.

Would you agree that someone who always succeeds is a toothless budgie?

 

[Maggsy]

I would call them gummies

when someone is labelled 'daft as a brush', is it because they made sweeping statements?

 

[bobkater]

It means his points need brushing up, as they are not bristling with intelligence and can be brushed away.

Does man have a reason of existence other than to look after cats?

 

[Maggsy]

a man must care for cats if he wants a woman to to care for him, women are the reason men exist.

Are all male cats peeping Toms?

 

[Stormy accepts you]

I believe they are

If butter flies, why don’t cows?

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Because the pigs beat them to it.

In the English language there are three there's and two here's. Does that mean its better to be there than here?

 

[bobkater]

It's always better to go somewhere else, because you've already been here.

Would the living room be the best place to hide from ghosts?

 

[debbila]

Yes, it would be. And the bedroom is the best place to hide from vampires during the day.

Do cats pause while chasing a mouse when their nails are cut short? { Figure that one out! }

 

[Purrfect Meow]

Only if they have soft paws and are afraid to damage their pedicure.

If the sign says

, where do you turn?

 

[bobkater]

You turn here, as it says! More generally, experts advise us to live in the here and now, and not be concerned about the there and then.

Given that the reason of man’s existence is to look after cats, then what is the reason of cat’s existence?

 

[debbila]

To make dogs' lives miserable

If you catch a falling star to save for a rainy day,what do you catch a falling leaf for?