You may have missed my pithy postings for the last few months. I've had quite ar ride dur9ng this time. I've gone crazy (literally), been hospitalized ten times in six different hospitals, gone blind (except for a bit of light in one eye), and become paralyzed from the waist down, all overnigth...
A friend's 75 year old mother got an obscene phone call. She kept saying, "Speak up! I can't hear you!" The guy was screaming at the top of his lungs and finally gave up in frustration.
We send out about 75 holiday cards that we design and print ourselves. We always do something funny and most people enjoy them.
I also make birthday cards for special people.
I enjoy making them as much as people enjoy receiving them.
Hey, it's not necessarily a guy thing!
Both racing and restoration are expensive. If you race, you risk losing your investment to a wreck, and at some time, major damage IS going to occur. Engines have to constantly be rebuilt or even completely replaced, there are new tires for every race...
I was working very long hours, but it was my daughter's 3rd birthday, so I had to make her a cake. I decided on one of those cut-up cakes that looks like a bunny's head with a bow tie. This was back before stand mixers were common. I was mixing away, half-asleep, the the cord from the hand...
My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier.
My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are.
My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv.
I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered...
Here in the south, it's black eyed peas and greens or cabbage. Sweet cornbread goes well with them, too.
We see the new year in by having money in our hands.
Our granddaughter used to spend NYE with us. When she was about 7 I read of a tradition of eating 13 peanuts at midnight. I mentioned...
They're legal here in Texas but can only be sold starting ten days before July 4 and Christmas. The city has banned them but I'm in the county.
They're fine with me as long as they're fired safely, but I'm not going to burn up my money that way.
Am I the only one who loves this song? I was listening to Neil Diamond butcher it last night. It's one of those you have to really deep-down understand to sing it well. There are a lot who emote it or use complex harmonies, but this is the version I think understands it best.