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  1. Mother Dragon

    I'm alive and back - Maybe

    You may have missed my pithy postings for the last few months. I've had quite ar ride dur9ng this time. I've gone crazy (literally), been hospitalized ten times in six different hospitals, gone blind (except for a bit of light in one eye), and become paralyzed from the waist down, all overnigth...
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    Question of the Day, Friday, February 28

    The Dual Temp pad on the Sleep Number bed. It can be set to either heat or cool and does an excellent job. And of course the bed itself.
  3. Mother Dragon

    She Shed Article!

    Excellent story! Beautiful she shed! Well done!
  4. Mother Dragon

    Phone Scammer Fun

    A friend's 75 year old mother got an obscene phone call. She kept saying, "Speak up! I can't hear you!" The guy was screaming at the top of his lungs and finally gave up in frustration.
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    Question of the Day, Friday, January 24

    We send out about 75 holiday cards that we design and print ourselves. We always do something funny and most people enjoy them. I also make birthday cards for special people. I enjoy making them as much as people enjoy receiving them.
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    Its a Guy Thing

    Hey, it's not necessarily a guy thing! Both racing and restoration are expensive. If you race, you risk losing your investment to a wreck, and at some time, major damage IS going to occur. Engines have to constantly be rebuilt or even completely replaced, there are new tires for every race...
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    Question of the day - Thursday 23 January

    Liver should NOT even be classified as food. Not for anyone or anything! Nor any blood organs.
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    Question of the Day, Wednesday, January 15, 2020

    I was working very long hours, but it was my daughter's 3rd birthday, so I had to make her a cake. I decided on one of those cut-up cakes that looks like a bunny's head with a bow tie. This was back before stand mixers were common. I was mixing away, half-asleep, the the cord from the hand...
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    This, That, Or The Other?

    Sorry. My other would be motorcycling. I wouldn't mind trying a Segway, though. What are your three options?
  10. Mother Dragon

    This, That, Or The Other?

    Other! My bones are too old for those! Popcorn, potato chips, or corn chips?
  11. Mother Dragon

    A shed story!

    We all knew it was beautiful. To get it recognized is a tribute to all the work you did. Congratulations!
  12. Mother Dragon

    Post Your Best "groaner" Joke

    My New Year's resolution is to help all my friends gain ten pounds so I look skinnier. My wife still hasn't told me what my New Year's resolutions are. My resolution was to read more so I put the subtitles on my tv. I was going to quit all my bad habits for the new year, but then I remembered...
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    For New Year's Eve and for New Year's Day

    Here in the south, it's black eyed peas and greens or cabbage. Sweet cornbread goes well with them, too. We see the new year in by having money in our hands. Our granddaughter used to spend NYE with us. When she was about 7 I read of a tradition of eating 13 peanuts at midnight. I mentioned...
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    Leave a Positive Word

    Mirth
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    Question of the Day: Saturday, December 28, 2019

    They're legal here in Texas but can only be sold starting ten days before July 4 and Christmas. The city has banned them but I'm in the county. They're fine with me as long as they're fired safely, but I'm not going to burn up my money that way.
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    The "what's On Your Mind?" Thread -2019

    Am I the only one who loves this song? I was listening to Neil Diamond butcher it last night. It's one of those you have to really deep-down understand to sing it well. There are a lot who emote it or use complex harmonies, but this is the version I think understands it best.
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