Everyone is the picture of health, illness and disease no longer exist.....but everyone's IQ drops into the double digits and Idiocracy is no longer just a funny movie.
I wish anarchists would spontaneously combust.
The secret is to picture it all as a cartoon or stick figures.
Any kind of smoke really, but you'll want it to be constant and last for a while. If anyone smokes cigarettes that would work, or you can just burn some green wood and leaves in a coffee can and set it near the outlet. Probably want to take the batteries out of any smoke detectors before trying...
It's the hair too, it's not just an optical illusion. My beard is darker than the hair on my head and face, if you look close you can see the color transition from my facial hair to my beard. So we both have brown, black, and white hair, though she currently has a lot more white hair than I do.
It empties itself by coming to life and vomiting dishes all over the floor. It also refuses to ever clean dishes again because they taste bad, and it swears a lot.
I wish career politicians would spontaneously combust.
Nobody feels sadness, everyone is always angry instead and the entire human race ends up murdering eachother in fits of uncontrolled rage that would put the Hulk to shame.
I wish people breathed water instead of air.
A Kitten being hyperactive and wanting to play a lot is normal, infact a Kitten that just lays around and hides is probably ill or injured and should be taken to see a vet.
How old is he? Kittens younger than 8 weeks (really should be 10) have been taken from their mother too early and have not...
If she's being fed a diet that includes organ meat and bone then she shouldn't need the supplements, that's added to mixes that are not nutritionally complete on their own.
I would, however, suggest ditching the dry. Even if it's "high quality" grain free Cats generally do better with a set...
It's so cheap everyone is able to afford it, and it's so reliable that it even has a "favorites" setting to save a number of places. Unfortunately this results in rampant telefragging when 70% of the population explodes after favoriting various fast food places and they all try to teleport to...
A neverending stream of Cats from all over the world make a pilgrimage to your house to empty their litterboxes onto your lawn.
I wish people who flick cigarette butts out of car windows would spontaneously combust.
I have, it's the same stuff just cooked instead of raw. I wouldn't use it to free feed though, no preservatives or additives means it will go bad, I wouldn't let it set out for more than an hour or so.
15% bone is already a bit high, but 19%? That's.....a lot. I wouldn't feed that to my Cats either.
I'm quite happy with Balanced Blends after they changed their formula to cut out the plant based ingredients, my Cats don't have any problems with it either so it's what they get. The only issue I...
Skunks don't actually frighten easily, it's probably not going to spray unless it's actively antagonized.
As far as getting it to move on, yes, they aren't very good climbers so adding shelves or ledges to put the food on would eventually make the Skunk move elsewhere. As long as the food is...