If Cats Could Talk

Maria Bayote

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If my picky cats could talk, the first thing probably that would come out of their cute mouths when I serve them their meals would be, "What's this, hooman?! Serving us crap again?!"

Then would trot away with heads held high, like the true royals they are.
 

di and bob

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Yammy would say "Stay away from my butt with those scissors!", or "Chicken, please!, I haven't had any all day!", 5 minutes after he had some. Mollie would say" What do you mean I can't knead your chest with my claws out!?", and Dutch would say "It wasn't me!!", no matter what it was. (and it usually is!)
 
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