If your kitty was empowered to make a contract, what would it be like?
Mine would create something like this:
I am the boss. Period.
You will devote all your resources (time, money etc.) to my care.
I reserve the right to damage property if I feel so inclined.
I will create any kind of mischief my mood dictates.
There are no sacred times for humans eg. bedtime when I have to fit in with your silly habits.
You will feed and water me before all other humans and yukky species eg. dogs.
If I feel like a cuddle at any time, including inconvenient ones, I will get one and when I've had enough I will walk away without even a thankyou meow or backward glance in your direction. I may do this suddenly and without reason or warning.
All YouTube videos shall be about cats.
I reserve the right to add/amend this list at will.
Mine would create something like this:
I am the boss. Period.
You will devote all your resources (time, money etc.) to my care.
I reserve the right to damage property if I feel so inclined.
I will create any kind of mischief my mood dictates.
There are no sacred times for humans eg. bedtime when I have to fit in with your silly habits.
You will feed and water me before all other humans and yukky species eg. dogs.
If I feel like a cuddle at any time, including inconvenient ones, I will get one and when I've had enough I will walk away without even a thankyou meow or backward glance in your direction. I may do this suddenly and without reason or warning.
All YouTube videos shall be about cats.
I reserve the right to add/amend this list at will.