What Is The Worst Thing Your Cat Has Ever Done?

Our Rainbow kitty Cinnamon liked to sleep on laptops. My Dad frequently forgot to close the lid of said laptops. Cinnamon destroyed three laptops by kneading the keys to make them more comfy. All work laptops at that. I don't know how that went over with his bosses but he still had that job for several years after.

Current batch like to bring their "toys" inside. Rocket brought in a lizard longer then her head today.

Trin has a peeing issue, and Gohan liked to bite wires when he was hungry.

Well, Gohan bit the TV wire (late 65” plasma 3D TV that is no longer available) and then Trin peed on the wire. They worked together to create a short and destroy the tv.

Snoop is really a good cat. He has issues with biting at your hand though and has broken skin several times. I try to remember where to put my hands when he is in my lap.

Probly peeing on the bed. Its hard not to get a little mad at that, i mean, its my BED. It feels like an "eff you".

I did some research and found out she wasnt happy with her litterbox setup. Now sge has a small one in my bedroom and a large one in an open closet area near the living room, and she hasnt done it in ages.

Shes killed a few airbeds, but that was my fault-after she killed the 1st one i put a couple thick mattress pads on it do it wouldnt happen again. Anyway the pads slipped, i saw and thought "ill get that later"- too late, lol.

Shes generally a good kitty.

Business Cat doesn't do anything really bad intentionally...but she's not always the most graceful. She knocked over a shattered a huge mirror from about 5 five off the ground. I don't know how she didn't kill herself.

The bad thing she on purpose is scratching furniture for attention. When she's bored and I'm working, she looks me dead in the eye and claws the couch. She never does it otherwise.

None of my cats have ever done a worst thing. They have all been, and are, sweethearts.

Ours are generally pretty good, but every now and then they turn into little demons. Betty bites when she gets her claws trimmed- she got my neck once. Not fun. She also eats cords if she feels she's not getting enough attention. Veronica knocked a very large book off of the bookshelf and it almost hit the kitten (Jadzia) on the way down. It was an accident... probably. Jadzia mostly does silly kitten stuff. Lately she's taken to pulling our TubShroom (a thing you put in your drain to collect hair) out of the drain and depositing it on the bed. It's not really that bad, just... confusing. The TubShroom must be the enemy now lol!

-Crapped in a laundry tub-sink.
-Bit the vet.
-Bit me.
-Bit me while I was trying to protect the vet.
-Peed near my computer. Not on it, but it was a warning
-Brought a live bird into the house and set it free (bird was fine and set free)
-Brought a dead snake into the house and pretended to set it free (snake was not so fine and the poor thing was buried)
-knocked a bottle of water onto my fancy phone and fried it to death
-Straddled a visiting woman's purse and peed inside of it
-Peed in dog food bowls
-Peed in a box containing a visitors personal belongings
-Spilled coffee all over our tax forms
-Sprayed a visitors suitcase
-Knocked knick-knacks off shelves, this isn't really "bad" but if you're reading a suspense novel or watching a scary movie, and suddenly this large thing hits the ground, you jump at the sound or drop your book or do something that makes you huff and gruff and are glad no one was around to see how jumpy you are
-Charmed everyone and me especially which makes this crap they do tolerable.

I bought a new printer about a week ago. I have it on top of the stereo cabinet in the living room next to the router. Sophie decided it's her new chair. Yesterday I had the nerve to put a purse on top of her chair. She got her way onto the printer but couldn't stretch out on it. She glared at me then pushed the purse onto the floor. I looked up and she was giving me the "you MADE me do it" look.

I've had cats since I was a kid and I've rescued probably around 10 ferals now.

Cat scratches I'm used to. But when I introduced feral female kittens to my males the spraying occurred. They're all neutered and spayed but I've had so much stuff ruined by random spraying. My Male cat has literally sprayed on my face.

Logan once horked up a hairball on me while I was sleeping. Alas, I didn't wake up fast enough to escape. I've since become a lighter sleeper.

Saxon likes to clean dishes left in the sink. He's just as much of an opportunist as the dog, but a lot sneakier about it!

Bridge kitty, Bruce, once found and gleefully brought home a small garter snake. Not bad per se, but we were quite startled when the thing we thought was string from afar turned out to be alive!

Bridge kitty, Pepsi, would disembowel mice on the welcome mat. Never any other mat, only the one that said Welcome. We even tried moving it to a different door, but she wasn't deterred.

Demi likes to swing on clothing on hangers. He has ruined a few coats and pairs of pants. They weren't my clothes, and he had so much joy on his face while swinging, that I couldn't help but laugh.

Faikey said:

I've had cats since I was a kid and I've rescued probably around 10 ferals now.

Cat scratches I'm used to. But when I introduced feral female kittens to my males the spraying occurred. They're all neutered and spayed but I've had so much stuff ruined by random spraying. My Male cat has literally sprayed on my face.

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Queenie shot her butt gland juice in my face once. My face was raw, red, and real shiny after I scrubbed the first few layers of skin off

1 bruce 1 said:

Queenie shot her butt gland juice in my face once.

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Ewww! You just made me puke up my dinner!

maggiedemi said:

Ewww! You just made me puke up my dinner!

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I apologize! I should have warned
I think it boils down to any romantic thoughts of owning a pet or having children, you picture having kids and imagine cute little ones doing all sorts of charming things but don't visualize tantrums, sibling rivalries, etc etc etc
Pet owners visualize an adorable little kitten or a brave dog that saves their life but don't visualize a cat that pukes all over or a dog that accidentally eats your shoes.
We take the bitter with the sweet, don't we

1 bruce 1 said:

I apologize! I should have warned
I think it boils down to any romantic thoughts of owning a pet or having children, you picture having kids and imagine cute little ones doing all sorts of charming things but don't visualize tantrums, sibling rivalries, etc etc etc
Pet owners visualize an adorable little kitten or a brave dog that saves their life but don't visualize a cat that pukes all over or a dog that accidentally eats your shoes.
We take the bitter with the sweet, don't we

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Cats puking all over shoes? So much cat puke.. the spraying though I'm extremely allergic to it. I'm allergic to cats so badly I cant even smell spray but I know when I'm touching something sprayed because I'm immediately itchy. I just had a cat spray on our pillow. Just now.

KarenKat said:

Trin has a peeing issue, and Gohan liked to bite wires when he was hungry.

Well, Gohan bit the TV wire (late 65” plasma 3D TV that is no longer available) and then Trin peed on the wire. They worked together to create a short and destroy the tv.

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I had a cat that chewed through an insane amount of electrical equipment. Expensive headsets (I was a professional gamer so this was awful), expensive mice, keyboards..electric tape became my friend and so did my soldering kit

My bridge kitty, stinky, had a knack for finding things I loved or that were important (like a university drafting assignment due the next morning) and ripping and pooping all over them when she was angry with me. I’ve lost autographed posters, homework, irreplaceable photographs, clothing etc.

my kitty, Pittan, has been asked to not come to the vets and instead maybe have home visits.... our last visit, which prompted the black listing, she came out of her carrier all claws out and rebounded, parkour style, up to the ceiling height cabinets in the vets office. When we managed to get a hold of her she screamed so loudly that the other people in reception thought she had been in a vicious accident. The vet, tech and I were incredibly shaken at the end of that visit.

My kitty Oreo hasn’t really done anything super naughty, the worst thing she probably did was chew through a wii sensor bar cable (which is a thin wire) the worst thing she does now though is bang on the washroom door when I have a bath or shower(so I just leave it slightly open for her)

Orion - eating any and everything. Like the strap to my tank top, that was easily 6 inches. Thank GOD he threw it up.

Missy - nothing really.