That's Not What That's For...

dustydiamond1

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Super comfy sleeping on my phone View attachment 243998

What do you want, hoomin?
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I want my phone, Honeybun. So i can use it for its intended purpose-so surf the net? Not as a pillow?

So i get it away from her and lay on my bed propped on one arm, holding my phone, when here comes this cat, and she proceeds to LAY ON MY PHONE AS IM USING IT And go to sleep.

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I have a comfortable apartment. There is a bed, a couch, chairs, and a carpeted floor, not to mention numerous pillows. But noooo... HB needs to sleep on my phone. :headscratch:
:spew::crackup::lol: :lol2:
 

FlawlessImperfection

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Super comfy sleeping on my phone View attachment 243998

What do you want, hoomin?
View attachment 243999

I want my phone, Honeybun. So i can use it for its intended purpose-so surf the net? Not as a pillow?

So i get it away from her and lay on my bed propped on one arm, holding my phone, when here comes this cat, and she proceeds to LAY ON MY PHONE AS IM USING IT And go to sleep.

View attachment 244002


I have a comfortable apartment. There is a bed, a couch, chairs, and a carpeted floor, not to mention numerous pillows. But noooo... HB needs to sleep on my phone. :headscratch:
Ok, let’s be honest. What you REALLY want back, is what we, (on this site) are all missing: self respect, dignity, and just a shred of personal, well- anything actually. You remember stuff like that? You know- personal property?
It’s okay if you need to remind yourself of the definition, I needed a refresher too.
And clearly, Her highness the H of B tells you what’s comfy, or, you know- not.
 

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Super comfy sleeping on my phone View attachment 243998

What do you want, hoomin?
View attachment 243999

I want my phone, Honeybun. So i can use it for its intended purpose-so surf the net? Not as a pillow?

So i get it away from her and lay on my bed propped on one arm, holding my phone, when here comes this cat, and she proceeds to LAY ON MY PHONE AS IM USING IT And go to sleep.

View attachment 244002


I have a comfortable apartment. There is a bed, a couch, chairs, and a carpeted floor, not to mention numerous pillows. But noooo... HB needs to sleep on my phone. :headscratch:
Also, regarding your suggestions and or input: she always has the perfect amount of pure disgust, mixed with barely concealed homicidal intent, topped with “you IDIOT” I’ve ever seen.
 

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Her Highness the H of B... i like that :) it definitely suits her. I’ll just never get what so great about sleeping on my electronics? If she hops on the bed-its a queen bed with a folded throw at one end and two fluffy pillows, not to mention covered with a comforter... then theres my phone, which is a few inches wide... she’ll head right for the phone and get her front paws on it and rest her head on it like in the pic. Whhhhhy? If she suddenly could talk id ask her two things: what was your life before i found you, like how did you end up stray... and what is the appeal of cell phones for sleeping?
 

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Also, regarding your suggestions and or input: she always has the perfect amount of pure disgust, mixed with barely concealed homicidal intent, topped with “you IDIOT” I’ve ever seen.
Right? That look in the 2nd pic, its like “youre taking your phone to TALK on it? While im SLEEPING on it? Criminy woman, what is wrong with you?”
 

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Her Highness the H of B... i like that :) it definitely suits her. I’ll just never get what so great about sleeping on my electronics? If she hops on the bed-its a queen bed with a folded throw at one end and two fluffy pillows, not to mention covered with a comforter... then theres my phone, which is a few inches wide... she’ll head right for the phone and get her front paws on it and rest her head on it like in the pic. Whhhhhy? If she suddenly could talk id ask her two things: what was your life before i found you, like how did you end up stray... and what is the appeal of cell phones for sleeping?
Haha!
If you ever figure out the second you could sell her answer at a nickel a pop and still become an overnight trillionaire.
 

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Right? That look in the 2nd pic, its like “youre taking your phone to TALK on it? While im SLEEPING on it? Criminy woman, what is wrong with you?”
Probably has to do with those calls to animal cruelty control she’s been placing- I’d check your calls.
Buttercup ran me out of minutes last month in one week.
Yet, she seems to have lost a little credit herself with the local authorities. They keep hanging up on her now, I’ll probably need to change my number so the police won’t roll their eyes and put it to voice mail if my house ever has a “real” emergency.
 

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View attachment 244016 View attachment 244017 View attachment 244015 My cats Spaghetti & Meatball think the clothes line is their bed - which means everything needs to be lint rolled :p
That tiny thing is not real! If anything that cute exists, he’s legally allowed your clothes line and all your clothes anyway...
:p
So sorry. You should’ve read the fine print, all cat have us written in their instructions from birth to serve them indefinitely.
:thud:
I didn’t read mine either :bawling:
 

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That tiny thing is not real! If anything that cute exists, he’s legally allowed your clothes line and all your clothes anyway...
:p
So sorry. You should’ve read the fine print, all cat have us written in their instructions from birth to serve them indefinitely.
:thud:
I didn’t read mine either :bawling:
haha completely agree! :lol::catlove:
 

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Check out my new Fuzz Face pedal!
Ok, that is cute!
Also, my brother would kill me for asking, but that’s for....?
Please don’t ever tell him his sister has not ever paid attention to the 10,000 times he’s explained all that stuff...
He would use me as the pedal thingy!
(Not cute)
 
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