Recent Content by Talien

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    Getting a Kitten raised on Raw Food!

    Oh, if you're in the UK you should have access to many different 95%+ meat canned foods. It's not as good as raw but it's much better than the alternatives.
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    How to discourage cat from resting in a certain spot

    Double sided tape.
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    How to help a cat afraid of lit fireplace

    Just give her time to get used to it. My Cats were all afraid of our wood stove at first, but it didn't take long for them to realize it wasn't dangerous.
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    Corrupt a Wish

    You get your wish, but it's idea of cleaning and organizing is getting rid of all the dirty disorganized humans. I wish Bill Nye was actually a scientist and wasn't just pretending.
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    Question of the day - Thursday 22 October

    General Handsome Pants Well that certainly qualifies as a "wut" moment.
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    Cat won't stop peeing outside the litter box... and on dog??

    Are you using an enzymatic cleaner? If not it will leave residue behind, and that can cause her to keep peeing in those spots because they've already been marked. It's also possible the UTI could have come back, I'd contact your vet and ask their opinion.
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    Corrupt a Wish

    Everyone is the picture of health, illness and disease no longer exist.....but everyone's IQ drops into the double digits and Idiocracy is no longer just a funny movie. I wish anarchists would spontaneously combust. The secret is to picture it all as a cartoon or stick figures.
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    Any kind of smoke really, but you'll want it to be constant and last for a while. If anyone smokes cigarettes that would work, or you can just burn some green wood and leaves in a coffee can and set it near the outlet. Probably want to take the batteries out of any smoke detectors before trying...
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    Sicky Kittens - Failure to Thrive

    If they didn't get enough oxygen while tied up in the bag they may have suffered from hypoxia, which can lead to brain damage. That could explain their arrested development.
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    Question of The Day. Saturday 17th of October. (Oops, I nearly forgot version)

    It's the hair too, it's not just an optical illusion. My beard is darker than the hair on my head and face, if you look close you can see the color transition from my facial hair to my beard. So we both have brown, black, and white hair, though she currently has a lot more white hair than I do.
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    Question of the Day, Sunday the 18th of October, 2020

    I'd sell it to someone else, I can make better use of money than going somewhere for a week.
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    Corrupt a Wish

    It empties itself by coming to life and vomiting dishes all over the floor. It also refuses to ever clean dishes again because they taste bad, and it swears a lot. I wish career politicians would spontaneously combust.
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    Corrupt a Wish

    You now live the same day over and over for eternity, with all the time in the world to get things done. I wish drunk drivers would spontaneously combust.
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    Corrupt a Wish

    Nobody feels sadness, everyone is always angry instead and the entire human race ends up murdering eachother in fits of uncontrolled rage that would put the Hulk to shame. I wish people breathed water instead of air.