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    Montgomery County, OH - New program

    Montgomery County Ohio's Animal Resource Center has been selected as a PetsMart Charities grant recipient to address the community cats with programs intended to move beyond the unsuccessful trap and remove programs that Animal Control agencies are often involved in to the exclusion of other...
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    Significant others?

    OK. Available for dating....
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    I have to VENT!!! about this person I saw at the shelter today

    As much as I dislike the potential adopters questions, I think the staff's answers were even worse. So many lost ops to educate. When we stand silent, ignorance triumphs...
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    Men...true or not true....article from Men's Health

    Ow! OK, I am down with the V.S. bonus program. For the record, I depise lawn work (So I have a lawn service). As for the rest, I am good at following directions, doing things without being asked and yes, I do know how to STFU when she has a headache. Although.... I walked in one evening and...
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    Need Advice Kitten stolen

    How about a little help. Can you PM me with the department information. Also your city and state (is is SC?). I'll research the code and send you some additional information and be happy to call the PD and see if they are going to handle this in a professional manner or are possibly interested...
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    A story about a dog and his owner

    Reposted from www.acofunstop.com - the place where animal control officers spend time with the rest of their profession... See you on the other side... A story about the dark side ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Cascades of reality. So we sit here...
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    Grand Opening!

    Registration check box (please complete the following) I wish to register for: WalMart Shop-a-holics Anonymous ( ) Meets bi-weekly in conjunction with scheduled paydays. Aisle of Love Dating Service ( ) Requires open mind, loose fitting clothing and a willingness to be semi-clothed...
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    Cheap Things You've Done When Broke

    Roy Rogers. Buy fries and eat at the condiment bar. Lettuce, tomato, onion etc. What a salad! 7-11 soup. The cheapest ramen and plenty of 7-11 fixins' bar additions. Very tasty. Plenty of carbs!!! Ketchup packet tomato soup.
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    Is this healthy?

    Gets rid of any flea issues you may have. I enjoy a nice crusty outside with a butter & garlic drenched interior section. Sometimes with a little mozz cheese and fresh parsley on the top... Mmmmmmmmm... I use chopped garlic, butter, tiny bit of parmesean cheese, paprika and parsley in my bread...
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    New Cell Phone

    Motorola E815. Solid. Durable. Cheap. Discontinued. Love it. Next phone will be a smart phone. QWERTY keyboard. Electronic crack. I wish we never had cell phones. They steal your life.
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    Grand Opening!

    Wally World. Where paychecks go to die.... Don't feel bad. That place should have its own "anonymous" group. "Hi, my name's Mark and I'm addicted to WallyWorld shopping..." "Hello Mark!" Ok, now that we have the introductions out of the way anyone want to share there best Wally World...
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    I'm not the marrying kind?!

    Joe Jackson!
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    I'm not the marrying kind?!

    Take your mind back - I dont know when Sometime when it always seemed To be just us and them Girls that wore pink And boys that wore blue Boys that always grew up better men Than me and you Whats a man now - whats a man mean Is he rough or is he rugged Is he cultural and clean Now its all...
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    Any poets on this site...care to share your poetry??

    Zen and the computer -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Your file was so big. It might be very useful. But now it is gone. ------------------------------- The Web site you seek Cannot be located, but Countless more exist...
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    Any poets on this site...care to share your poetry??

    Misty Morning Its grey and misty in the world The sun shines The mist deepens Where are we each day? Its warm and sunny in the world The sun goes down The mist clears How are we each night? Its clear and calm in the world The moon glows crimson The mist gathers When will we notice the dawn...
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