Q: What do you call a single vampire?
A: A bat-chelor.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse.
Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!
A: A bat-chelor.
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?
A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: Why are graveyards noisy?
A: Because of all the coffin!
Q: When is it bad luck to meet a black cat?
A: When you are a mouse.
Q: What is a scarecrows favorite fruit?
A: Straw-berries!